Unlike A Virgin, Provincetown MA
After putting her career first for over three decades and recently turning 29, Varla Jean Merman has realized her biological clock is in danger of grinding to a halt. Having “auditioned” many, many, many eager donors, she is thrilled to announce that she is expecting…to see you at her newest show! In UNLIKE A VIRGIN, everyone’s favorite daffy drag diva invites you to take a deep dive into the shallow end of the gene pool as she explores the mysteries of motherhood. Live on stage, Varla will give birth to eye-popping costumes, voluminous wigs, and hilarious new songs guaranteed to make your water break. Come discover why Bianco Del Rio calls this legendary queen “a giant mother (redacted)!"
The Drowsy Chappell Roan, Provincetown MA
After spending a year tagging herself on thousands of photos on Instagram, international drag chanteuse Varla Jean Merman recently discovered that she had confused herself with Grammy Award-winning pop sensation Chappell Roan. With the feminomenon's gigantic red hair, over-the-top outfits and saucy songs, Varla realized that Roan has been ripping her off this whole time! As well as all the other current pop princesses! Despite her overall lethargy and low blood sugar, Varla sets out to reheat the recent hits of Chappell Roan, Dua Lipa, Sabrina Carpenter, Billie Eilish and Miley Cyrus. Can Varla take her place on the top of the pop charts alongside her “colleagues?” Good Luck, Babe!
Written by Jeffery Roberson with additional material by Ricky Graham & Jacques Lamarre
Directed by Michael Schiralli
